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bladdershycutiepie: Me, holding while home alone: 😩😩💦💦👌👌Me, with friends/family, upon getting the slightest urge to pee: oh my fuck shit gah someone plan my fucking funeral im gonna die right here right now im the epitome of human filth

netamashii: black clothes, more like “im too lazy to colour”

jaredeast: fakebreast: please delete this right now Fucking. Dead.. Dying

im so motherfucking tired. but now i got to go do this driving thang. let my last words be wise ones - fuck y’all.

purplsosa: jennyloggins: badtvblog: notnadia: duhsville: benewavvy: tac0-belle: a look into my future omg im going to die turned that off at 36 seconds This is the ultimate endurance test. I made it to 1:04. TLC is just fucking with us now.

shiroyoh: for donquixotecorazson ♥ “Even after I die, will you still remember me?” - Donquixote Rocinante

sdr2spoilers: “It’s a promise!” - anime character thats about to fucking die

onedoomedspacemarine: catsjudgement: butchgender: I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i Reasons to

catsjudgement: butchgender: I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i

legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin That comment now is irrelevant ^

joodanjyanaiyo: mashed-lingo: overthesoul: aneyeoutforselener: nicki gotta keep an eye out for selener At first i was like, fuck thats creepy. Now im fucken dying!!!!!!!

ukrainacorn: go-step-on-lego: 3picwaffl3z: I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious ahahhhhahah omfg im not breathing brb, dying

ciseater69: IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot

God fucking dammit where’s a nice boy to makeout with for hours

ukrainacorn: go-step-on-lego: 3picwaffl3z: I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious ahahhhhahah omfg im not breathing brb, dying

tofu93: hiccuptherunt: emifail: 3picwaffl3z: I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING it rolls away omg i’m dying Nana nanananananana nanana

gonna go biking and get muddy as possible because im ina terrible mood and that usually cheers me up see you all later and fuck all the people who hate me right now go die in a pit thenk you adios

robin-tinderfox: danthesantana: Look at what yall mother fuckers did. Now my dad is probably gonna ask me if im eating fucking detergent to be cool and im gonna have to say “no Dad im not that fucking stupid” fuck yall. Let ‘em die

catsjudgement: butchgender: I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i

ciseater69: IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot

ukrainacorn: go-step-on-lego: 3picwaffl3z: I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious ahahhhhahah omfg im not breathing brb, dying

semper-virilis: christianmetalhead2112: dirtyrotteninfidel: Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one This actually probably is the best one hahahaha a lot of my faves I’m fucking crying. Lol

speedwag: im fucking blessed now even if i wanted to die i just cant…. this man has a power within him

imjustbeingjennifer: im crying right now lmfao oh my fuck what hahahahaha omg ahfosd ROLFLMFAOOOO lol lol died is that possible lmafo

theannoyingskwid: homestuckfandom: jacklullaby: scavengers-daughter: I had a straight face… Up until the fucking FERRIS WHEEL. xDDDDDDDDD Now, im a lamp. ok, I don’t always find these funny, but the “YOU DIE” really got me.

racingbarakarts: im scared of when my parents die because i know they’ll rise from the dead every now and then just to tell me i fucked up

I had the very best sex last night, I always say that but like im normally like a LETS JUST FUCK person but this time it was slow and kissy and I think I died 5 times

inhale-awkward: Just another day at the dildo factory. Jobs that you forget actually exist. IM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW I CANT BREATHE LMFAO

hiccuptherunt: emifail: 3picwaffl3z: I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING it rolls away omg i’m dying

hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:I just try to copy Ivory’s character descriptions…what’s TBQFH (To Be Quite Frankly Honest?) that’s just what i thought hahaa idkOM FG IT MEANS ‘To Be Quite Fucking Honest’ bUT YOURS IS SO

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mega-madridista-4-life: Upcoming Steven Universe episode titles for season 2!! Source: http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/video/steven-universe/episodes/season-2.html

Im watching kylee henke’s playthrough of undertale and theyre at the Undyne’s battle and everytime the ‘challenge’ Undyne they say something like ‘You’re too slow~I almost fucking died on my soda right now because she just fucking randomly

kyleehenke: COMMISSIONS BY KYLEE These values are colossal. YOU CAN NOW COMMISSION ME THROUGH PATREON!

I think I know where Jasper is now

STEVEN UNIVERSE EVENTS + MEMES: FROM MARCH 2015 TO NOW

RWBY character designers just wanna bust my fucking hands dont they? First they make shit like Crescent Rose and NOW I gotta dRAW THEIR COMPLICATED AS ALL FUCK VOLUME 7 OUTFITS BECAUSE H O W CAN I NOT BUT??? LOOK AT THAT SHIT!!!! IM GONNA DIE

lirii-rawr replied to your post: you masochists //sOBs these two now leaVE ME TO… CRIES LOUDLY WITH YOU FUCK MY HEART IM GONNA DIE shhhhshhhhhhhh♥ we’ll get thru this

Move The Fuck Over, Bro

im so fucking mad that the wi-fi router died and now i wont get to watch the LOK livestream tomorrow

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